It has been terribly hot these days, the temperature has been record breaking and so is my temper. Whether it is Cynthia from Truth and consequence, New Mexico or Til Prasad from Kalikot, everybody knows it is due to global warming. And, I am the only one who has not deciphered this little thing called global warming yet. "Some kinda Ozone shi* getin messed up man", I vividly recalled this guy from my African history class who spent most of his time playing X-game outside the class room. I tried my best to get an A and he later dropped outta class. He is now a full time X-gamer earning thousands if not millions and here I am still struggling to pay my lawyer fee just to maintain this crazy little thing called status. Tell you more about myself, I never intend to go back home but I always maintain my pride about returning home. I never did say I would not return back while most aliens would say otherwise.

Not being able to speak truth is my sole weakness. To add more, I do not posses this precious thing called Grin card. All I have is this tattered library card from my old school but I still do hesitate to throw this away knowing that it is not gonna do much shi* anyway. I get irritated when Bush talks about peace and Girija talks about monarchy.
Sometimes, I want to be Dwayne Johnson whose speaker system worth twice than his car. I wish I could be careless like him so that I would not have to be bothered by these hypocrisies. But unfortunately, this thing called education has made me half moron. I love debate but I never win. I love my country but I never go back for good. Thanks to six pyaak Corona which has been doing superb job as a cover up for my dilemmas. I say I never eat beef but I do not think anybody knows real taste of steak but me. When local bands play in the street, I do not waste any opportunity to be a first customer to buy ribs with BB sauce but I have made so many Muslim friends just by saying..Hey! pig is considered filthy in our religion too. I go to church but Christians never impressed me. Mosque is out of question. I know nothing about Buddhism but I have given speech on Dhammapad. And, I feel proud to say that I am Hindu by birth while I munch my half-eaten burger. If you see me at Burger King, that is me in the corner....losing my religion. Bravo Michael Stipe!!!

Garmi le dherai nai asar garnu thale cha la !
Chisa thaun ka manche haru le ni complain garna thale ba ! ajha k k aako ho k k ! bhirai dekhi boil bhayera !! :)
Kaile sukha paune bhayena yo 'Ritu = season' bhanne chij le ni
Maya bhanda khali Tiraskaar nai badi ! Bhagya afno afno !!
~pundit

"And, I feel proud to say that I am Hindu by birth while I munch my half-eaten burger."

Nice one Jira...and who says your sole weakness is not being able to speak the truth??

Impressed!

nk

So jira ji,

is religion a big deal for you??

but i think you're already doomed just eating that burger. being a hindu (or atleast considering one) how could you eat a cow?? about me... hehhee.. i've been feasting only on beef for the last month.. k garne, yesto mitho huncha.. now i know nepal ko bikash kina bhayeko chaina.. because we all love our bhaisis and khasis so much.. tara reality you need to eat beef to do bikash in the country.. our country is cursed that we can't eat beef. hence, we cant develop.... hehehe..

on a serious note, i don't let my religion decide what i can eat, do or see and all that rules. but i still it's cool to be a hindu.. i usually tell my christian friends that theres only one thing you cant do being a hindu, that is eat beef. but still i dont go to hell for committing this sin.. after all, shiva smokes pot.

Suna asked: "So, I just want to know what goes on inside of these messed up minds!"

Sexual frustration... perhaps. But that is probably just my wistfull thinking.

Tee bhangeri harulai pani uustai chahana bhaye hunthyo, jasto hami danthe harulai hunthyo.

I too used to visit the Lord's temple regularly, but it would be relatively rare occasions I would be blessed with apsara's darshan - something like only once every five or six visits. So, either my expectation was way too high or this whole phenomenon of Pashupati ko Darshan Sidra ko Byapar was way too much hyped.

By the way, Are you actually Rolling On The Floor Laughing your A$$ Off?

Interesting ending there Suna. Sometimes yes. Well its not the really the regilion that attracts the opposite sex, but the fact that nepali men (usually and historically), no matter how much of a energizer bunny rabbit they have been in the past, look for girls that are submissive and presentable to society and their parents. Turning to such seemingly religous practices and activities such as fasting gives that impression of a woman that is marrigable perhaps? An indirect, unspoken way of categorizing oneself to look for a suitable spouse?

And is it also not possible that those people might have a change of heart about religion, since their younger and more juvilant days?

And i dont think eating a burger makes you any less hindu. (i guess i'm really defending myself) but really your dharma lies in what you do everyday, how you are to people, what is your attitude towards your family, are you a kind and caring person, and do you do your karma (which is not necessarily glueing your self to a room and garing pooja for hours)?

I eat beef while i help my friends and parents out, when theyre in need. I think god would understand, if such a figure ever existed.

where in hindusim does it say that if u r hindu u cannot eat beef. as long as god is in ur heart and u r not doing anything to harm others or yourself i think u r fine. (if u r hurting without knowing then that doesnt count) anyways i love the way u wrote that.

hera hera hera paapi haru sabai jaana.. beef khane paapi haru. beef khadai ma hindu nahune ho re aajhai. bhagwan lai ni kassaile khanchan??? sabai lai america laisakya hola. sabai le Jesus lai angalisakya hola ani hindu jabo sano dharma ko k pir lagthyo. pir nagara tara christianity pani tyestai controversial religion ho. new testament, old testament re. bible ni katti wota chahine. Why would you change God's words??? j bhaye ni beef khaye ni khau nakhaye ni nakhau. aa-aafnai marji ta honi. j hos i'm proud to say that i don't eat beef.

Jira,

Once again funny stuff. That African history Prof is still sulking about Americans calling Iraq "Airaaq" and Italy not "Aitaalee."

Suna (side note)...Long time no see online...Sanchai?

Sabin bai,

You're eating my head with idiocyncracies. eeekk. I dont think being a hindu should be defined or limited to people that eat beef. I'm sure there are plenty of people that do not eat beef but are male chauvanistic bastards that beat their wives. visa versa for females and their own relative deragotory behaviours. I hope youre not one of them. Although i'd like to picture you as a perfect son of a gun who has no flaws (according to the hindu religioin), my mind says NO, no fking way. oh ya i'm sure being the perfect hindu you are, you dont swear either.

I was born a hindu (although i despise religion itself, lets not even go towards the pros and cons of religion), I did not choose to be one. I AM one.

On the flipside of things, there are plenty of people in the world (many of my friends for example), do not even eat meat. They are vegans, and there are some of them that believe in hinduism but you know what? they wont be allowed to enter pashupathinath becuase they arent hindus. and they cant be hindus because they werent born so. More over the only reason they wont be let into the temple becuase they are white, and anyone white is not a hindu. what a fking joke.

Eat my shorts.

And ya i said bai for a reason and not bhai. If you get the flow you do, if you dont you dont,

~A hindu

Riten: By the way, Are you actually Rolling On The Floor Laughing your A$$ Off?

Riten: Since I think with my head, I can hardly afford to laugh that off. So, yes, I guess I am laughing my hiney off - now...that must be some visual huh?

I knew one Riten who used to live with one Puru.

Kancho: sanchai...how u?? How is everybody? :)

Sabin bhai, go get laid.

la la riten mitra, beef khanu naramro ho bhaera maile timro chitta dukhayechu bhane chyema prarthi chu. no further comment.

Suna and suna:

are you both the same??
you remind me of some thing/one

Chitta dukhako hoina, Sabin bhai. Bhai bhanera jhan go get laid po bhaneko ta. Or is that against your religious beliefs?

yaso kaileykai dikka lagera jathabhabi bolincha.....kasaiko chitta nabujhya bhaye maaph pawuna paye hunthyo! kasaiko chitta bujhya bhey ho.ho tyai ho mailey bhanya bhaney ni huncha.......aba kattai galti bolda sachhyawuni ni tyaam chaina ma sanga umer lay garda kheri jasto bhai sakyo...

...grammy ma bhanya jasto thanks Seri, thanks tom..my 6 yr old son Jimmy....thanks dan..and at last, thanks to my producer..one more..thanks to all you guys out there.......bhanda ni napugera ..."Did I miss anybody?" bhanera naam bhattyawundai bharyaang orlina parni bho mailey ni aba......

Thanks for reading

Nice humor! I always enjoy your humor.

Ain't that how we all are in some stupefying way...We talk and give advice on issues that we know the least about (thinking we're experts in it, always qucik to shut down others if we feel threatened).  LMAO  Superb one here too myan!!  You should start a blog or something...Have read a few of your works and cannot respond to all as I don't hate anything more than someone bringin a thread back from the grave (and am kicking myself in the azz for doing this...But had to let you know that I'm lovin your works).  Good job!!

Nepal ko gai khako haina kyaaree.....amricaa ko gai khayera paap lagney haina..........i feast on beef too taara ghar ma lyarera  pakaune samma chaii bhako cchaiina.....aani tyahi ho kuro  chahi

up purano thread ni kata bata mathi ayecha phiri...janmadin manaidiwu na ek haat

maathi lyawuni haat lai dhannebaad hai