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Posted on 08-30-05 8:13
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HOME HONEYMOON Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mum and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, no. Johnny asks, do you know what I think? His mum replies, never mind what you think! Just go to school. Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, is Fred and Mary upyet? She replies, no. Johnny says, do you know what I think? His mum replies, never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school. After school, he comes home and asks, is Fred and Mary up yet? His mum says, no. Johnny asks, do you know what I think? His mum replies, what do you think? He says, well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue
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Posted on 08-30-05 8:23
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Posted on 08-31-05 3:38
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Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn ! Good one !
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Posted on 08-31-05 8:44
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lol... thankx.. common guyz i hope u guys have something funny to share too....;) will b glad to read it...
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Posted on 09-01-05 10:04
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An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried about being replaced. He walks up to the new bird. "So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself." Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," he said, "and since I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!" So the two roosters go over to the henhouse to start the race with all the hens gathering to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the old rooster on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little -- but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately, the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young fella. By now the farmer has heard the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun and runs into the barnyard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the henhouse, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away. "Damn. That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
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Posted on 09-01-05 10:06
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A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one" As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"
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