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 नेपाली उखान टुक्काहरु
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Posted on 08-16-11 4:47 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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 आफुले प्रयोग गर्ने Funny उखान टुक्काहरु थप्दै जाउ साथिहरु  
 
१. ओराली लागेको भालुलाई एड्सले पनि खेद्छ |
२. नपाउनेले केरा पायो चियामा डोबेर खायो |
३. केटाकेटी आए गु ले ली खेलाए, मटेग्राको सत्यनास |
४. कार्तिकमा तुरी अड्केको कुकुर कुकुर्नी देख्दा तर्सिन्छ | 
५. बाँदरको हातमा आइफोन |
६.  
७.
८.
९.
१०.
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नपाउनेले माइक्रोवेभ पायो आइसक्रिम तताएर खायो । ( rahulbhai )

हलोजोत्ने मुर्ख भन्दा साझाका अर्ध सिक्षित  महा मुर्ख ( syanjali)

आईमाई भने पछी साझेहरुका तीननेत्र बल्छन . ( jhatingare)


 
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१. ओराली लागेको भालुलाई एड्सले पनि खेद्छ |
२. नपाउनेले केरा पायो चियामा डोबेर खायो |
३. केटाकेटी आए गु ले ली खेलाए, मटेग्राको सत्यनास |
४. कार्तिकमा तुरी अड्केको कुकुर कुकुर्नी देख्दा तर्सिन्छ | 
५. बाँदरको हातमा आइफोन |
६. नपाउनेले माइक्रोवेभ पायो आइसक्रिम तताएर खायो । 
७. हलोजोत्ने मुर्ख भन्दा साझाका अर्ध सिक्षित  महा मुर्ख |
८. आईमाई भने पछी साझेहरुका तीननेत्र बल्छन |
९. के खोज्छस बोका ? बाख्री |
१०. खाई न पाई रबर को टोपी लाई |
११.  
 

 
Posted on 08-18-11 9:42 AM     [Snapshot: 430]     Reply [Subscribe]
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पढायो पढायो पाथ सोर्ह दुना आठ |
खर्च न बर्च कंशी जानु पर्छ ।
पण्डितको टुप्पी न एन्टेना न एरियल |
भन्सारमा सुन छ, लिन गए थुन्छ |
ओरालो लागेको धोवीलाई साबुनले पनि खेदछ |
अर्थ न बर्थ पपगीत गाइ, घर छ झुपडी घाँटीमा टाई |

चाउ चाउ पकाउनु पर्दैन साली फकाउनु पर्दैन |
बाँदर धेरै बाथो भयो भने गेडा च्यपिएर मर्छ |



 
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सिङ हुने र ढिङ हुने को भर हुँदैन |
मुखमा लाउने घिउ छैन मुजी मा तेल |
 
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कसैलाई के को धन्दा त्यो गु ले लाई मु जि कै फन्दा ,
 
Posted on 08-18-11 9:39 PM     [Snapshot: 671]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Kehi nepali to english ukhan haeu
1- kasko bau ko ke tagat = whose father what vitamin
2- kasko bau le ke garcha = whose father does what
3- talu ma alu falyo= potato grow in your head
4-sabai chadi puchar agadi = everything left tail in the front
........ To be continued ....... Plez translate this " kahi navako jatra hadigau ma "
 
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 खाई न पाई छालाको टोपी लाई 
Eating na getting, putting leather cap 

घाँटी हेरी हाड निल्नु 
Look at the neck and swallow the bone 

एक कान दुई कान मैदान 
One ear two ear, playground 

अछ्यु खाए बछ्यु खाए , झुसे बारुलो 
Hornet ate bachhyu ate, hairy wasp 

काग कराउदै गर्छ पिना सुक्दै गर्छ 
Crow crying, pina drying 

चिन्नु न जान्नु घचेडी माग्नु 
Don't know don't know push and beg 

भाग्यमानी को भूतै कमारो 
Lucky person has ghost servant 

म पनि खान्दानी को छोरा हो 
I am also a son of Tiffin Carrier 

कहिं नभाको जात्रा हाँडीगाउँमा 
Nowhere festival in pot village 

नखाँउ भने दिनभरिको शिकार , खाउँभने कान्छा बाउकोअनुहार 
If no eat whole day's hunting, if eat face of uncle 

हात्ती आयो हात्ती आयो फुस्सा 
Elephant coming elephant coming phussa becoming


केटा केटी आए , [Disallowed String for - inappropriate]ली खेलाए , गुच्चाको नास 
Boy girl come, play slingshot, loss of marble 

जब भयो राती , तब बुढी ताती 
When it becomes night, Wife becomes hot. 

कस्लाई के को चिन्ता , घर ज्वाइँलाई खानाको चिन्ता 
Who what tension, who what tenstion, House son-in-law eating tension. 

कस्को बाउको के तागत , म पनि खान्दानको छोरा हुँ
Whose father, what vitamin I'm the son of Tiffin Carrier
 
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jati ch**e pani geda bahira ko bahirai !!
 
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yeta na uti bahkra ko puty

 
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Suki chaina gojima timro maya mero m.ujima........lol
 
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1. Kaam napako buhari pada ko kando kana
2. Baara barsa pachi poi ghar ako, ta raand Lai zworo ako
3 . Hagan ko bela lagan

 


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