Sab kuchh thik to hai na?

Dhoti Prasad:
Ki hal he bete tumhare ? Bahot din baad mile ho... Lag ja gale...

डल्ली ! तुम्हारे घरमा चाऽऽ खान आउनेकोतो मन करताए, लेकिन वह कुत्ता छ न ! उससे म बहुत डराउँता है !:)

Areeeyy tum looog gale me laagke kya kaar rahey ho ?

ChaakBhai:
Hamare mulk me dost gale milte he ... Sayad aapke mulk me chhakke...

Accha ji, mei sooocha aaappp log bhi wohi criket team mei batting karteho ! thodaaa galatphehami hoogaya ji !

ocean mere ghar me kutta nahi hai. Aur ab to tazi chai banani padegi kyuki meri chai to khatm ho gai. Jo bhi ho, man kare to aa jana !!!!!!!

Koi Baat nahi ChaakBhai... Aapka nickname bahoot sundar he... Kaha se mila aapko ? Buttman se to nahi ??? ;-)

Naam hai mera Chaaak, CHaaakman.
Wohhh bhi Phorein !!

चाक का धाँक देखोना, फोरिन माल बोल्ता है। चाकसे नाक को ताक के पाद मारेंगा, नाकाबन्दि हो जएंगा फेरि। eh. नाम सुन्ते हि चाक जैसा है।।। :P

बहुत बहुत शुक्रिया डल्ली !मन तो था आनेको लेकिन क्या करेँ, किस्मतका मारा मै... जहाजके किराये कैसे अदा करूँ ? मेरे लिय एक पुष्पक बिमान चार्टर करके भेजदो ना ! :)

Kya horahe idhar? Kyon Hindime baat kare, sathiyon. Practise ho raha kya???? Ajhai raatele hindi boleko sunnu parcha....:) He sucks in Hindi....Oye raate hindi bolneke liye idhar aaja..:)

Koi bat nahi hai. Phir kabhi aa jana. Biman charter karke to tum mujhe bhej do.

Achcha ChaakBhai.. ham soch rahe the ki Ron Jeremy sahab ka chhote bhai aap hi he...

Aray bhai aur behenooo,

thoda hindi main baatein karna hame bhi to sikhado... hum kya sautini ama ka chhora haiii ra ???
thick hai to, ek bar mere ek indian dost nai mujhe bhi ek sayari sikai thiee. main aap logo ko sunana chahata hooonnn.

Ek Dinner party main ek sayar janab bhi aaye they, oonhone sayari sunana suru kardi.

Janab bole:- ek bar eise hi kahi jane ko dill kiya. akele hi chalte ja raha tha. ekkasi bich main ke galli aayi. ossli galli se nikal pada to age phir dekha to dusri galli bhi wohi par thiee, socha is galli se bhi nikal padte hai, to aage badha phir samne tisri galli, soch main pad gaya ab kya karoo, phir socha khuda jo karta hai woh achha hi ke liye hota hai. phir oos galli se bhi gujra. samne dekha to tisri galli mujhe dekh rahi thii.
oos galli se bhi nikalpada ooske baad chauthi galli aayi, oos ko bhi nahi chhoda. phir aage dekha to paanch wi galli....... isi main ek dusra janab bola, aray bhai kooch age bhi to bolo ....

to janab bole:- aray bhai total ek sau pichattar galli hain sabhi batana padega kya????

Chalo tumse baat nahi karenge :(

Mujhse???

Tumse nahin to aur kis se? Ullu!

haha..

कोहि बात नहि,
डल्ली च्वाँक केटि, (dc girl) मुझसे बात करो।
में हु ना। ड ड ड डल्लीईइइ।

hey wateva, tum smart banta hai abhi hum tumko ghaati athyata hai....