A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband
is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the
illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.Then the woman's
husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the
cupboard,
not realising that her little boy is in there already. The
little
boy says: "Dark in here."
The man says: "Yes, it is.
Boy says: "I have a soccer ball, do you want
to buy it?"
Man says: "No, thanks.
" Boy says: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you
don't buy it!"
Man says: "OK, how much?"
Boy says: "$250." A few weeks later it happened
again and the boy and the lover
were in the cupboard together again.
Boy says: "Dark in here."
Man
says:"Yes, it is." Boy: "I have soccer
boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy:
"How
much?"
The boy says:"$750."
The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them." A few
days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball
and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The boy says:
"I
can't, I sold them for $1000."
The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like
that.....$1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm
going to
take you to church and make you confess your sins. " They go
to
church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession
booth and he closes the door. The boy says: "Dark in here."
and the priest says: "Don't start that shit again!"