1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

"Only in Nepal, if you are antisocial and shy, you're the gyaniest kid."

Jazzy Belle, that is so true and funny.

Confused-yeah my addiction to Sajha, especially this thread is still on. I see fresh and new waves of thought are pouring in. I was going low on ideas for a while.

(This one I heard it on Sienfield)
Only in America people read the labels "Dryclean Only" on their newly bought garments and strictly follow it, however, ignore the label on Cigarettes and Alchohol.

Only in Nepal, everything is handwashed, their solution for "Dryclean Only" is by letting it dry under sunlight.

How many of you have seen a foreigner wearing stonewashed pants or shirt for not knowing how to apply bleach during laundry? I have seen quite a few.

i'm with you- i can't get enough of this thread either. i was thinking it was slowing down earlier this week, but i'm glad to see the energy flowing again.

only in america do we say things like "drop me an email" or "drop me a phone call"

Only in america, if nepali talks to nepali, they can't speak nepali! it has to be english!

Both in US n Nepal....We are Nepalese....

Only in Nepal, do we have two different kinds of soap, "Nu Hau Ne Saboon," and "Luga Dhune Sabun.'

only in nepal we have two main ways of cooking:

Bhuteko/tareko or Jhol pareko

others are

sandeko, usineko, poleko (no baking involved)

hey bedrock, i forgot to add this earlier- in nepal, drycleaning doesn't only consist of putting the clothes out in the sun, it can also consist of beating the crap out of them on a big rock

PG, true that. I used to love going to bed during winter time and snuggle under the sun baked blanket. It used to have a very distinct appealing odor (hey, this goes to Sense of Smell thread also).

Only in America, during construction projects "Safety First"
Only in Nepal, "Safety??? What is Dat???"

Only in America, construction projects requires detailed HASP (Health and Safety Plan)
Only in Nepal, construction projects cares about ASAP (as soon as possible)

LOL bedrock..haha that was funny..

but let me add somemore spice to it, :)


Only in America, construction projects care about finishing their job ASAP (as soon as possible) or on time..

Only in Nepal, construction projects never care abt finishing their job A.S.A.P. (as soon as possible) rather is influenced by B.P.N.T.T Philosophy...










B.P.N.T.T ( barshau pachi ni tehi ko tehi)

Only in american one nepali try to teach another nepali to speak good english. the first nepali has thick accent and bad english but he no care and still try to tech.

Only in Nepal do you say "Batch" to "Reserve."

I used to remember getting in arguments with other students for a seat in the school bu.
"Mai lai Batch Gareko Seat ho, Yo."

OMG, this thread is about to get locked in. I see that 300 posts is the limit. This is my last post to this thread. I have spent a lot of time on this thread but all was worth it. I totally enjoyed it. Thanks to all who participated. I know we can always start Part 2.

Only in Nepal they call us American during visit to Nepal
Only in Americal they always call us Nepali

Peace

holy s#*t- this will get locked out after 300 posts?!?! i guess this will be my last one too.
yeah, this thread had a great run. and bedrock, the idea of part 2 is a great one!

construction projects a.s.a.p. -----that's great!

touch the sky, yours is brilliant! it's so true.

in america, foreigners are the ones who are searched and harrassed the most in terms of security, but....
in nepal, with all those check posts on the highways, bideshis are just waved through while the nepalis are all searched and harrassed.

la, saakyo aba.

Mero pani last ho yo. Thanks to pg, br, swati and all others for contribution.

Ahh...can't think of anything....

la keta ho mero ni last post ho here..this threaddd surelyyy rockedd!

Americans think if they win a baseball game or a basketball on a national level, they become the world champions :)

and thats ONly in AMerica..

JAi nepal..

hope someone will start part 2

Only in US: आँफै Head को hair लाई 4 पाटा मुडेर हिड्छन्।
Only in Nepal: They do it for Bratabandha etc.

here goes my last one too..

Only in America if you marry at the age of 80, you're in love, in nepal, marrying at age of 80? only in nepal even before you're 80, they would carry you outside your house, coz you're gonna die soon!

Only in Nepal people believe that your fake Aramani you picked up at Sundhara is Original, IF you happen to return from america.

Only in America people believe that your fake Aramani is Original because they don't know any better.

Only in Nepal, people believe that your Original Aramani is Fake if you have not returned from America.

Talking about Armani belt, mate.......tell you what.........

I had a belt that had "Armani" written on its buckel and Giordani or simething like taht written on the waist area

That happens only in Nepal