A person was sitting on a newspaper in a subway, and santa comes over and asks him ‘Are you reading that?". He got puzzled, He said yes. He stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.


Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go off his turban.

sardarji jokes are always refreshing...keep em posting

ha ha ha!!

The second one is so funny!! (Instead of "Hindu", it should have read "Indian", I guess. Nepalese Hindus don't wear dhoti, do they?? lol...)

Keep posting! :-)

Well it should have been "Indian Hindu".....lol

Sardarji does not want a jump drive with 2 GB capacity because he thinks it will be too heavy in his pocket with that much data in it.

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani were arrested for consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:

“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.”

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows to my back.”

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your Indian culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”

“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,” Sardar replied.

“In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”

“Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.” The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

“If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

And what is your second wish, ?” the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, “Tie the Pakistani to my back” !!!

KHABARDAR KISINE AB SE SARDAR KA MAZAAK UDAAYA TO

the parachute joke was the shiit..

lol lol lol

Latoboy, your mind is like a parachute, it only functions when it's open.

saley bhusan, your mind is like a parasite.. like a disesase.

Once a Indian pandit was traveling from British airways. He called for an assistance by pressing the personal service button. No reaction.
He pressed again, and no reaction.
he pressed again, yet no reaction.
for the forth time one waitresses came to him.

Pandit: "आइ फीङ्गाड यु थ्री टाईम्स, बट यु डिड्न्ट कम " (I fingered you three times but you didn't come (Indian accent))

Waitress misunderstood the phrase "Fingered you", and to say that so loud in front of all those passengers. So she said.

Waitress: "Are you sick?"
Pandit: "No I am Hindu"

damn Gurudev, this joke was the shiittt man...

hahahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i am still laughing.

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?

there were three friends, one was bangali, one was pakistani and was sardar ji. They used to work in the same company. Once, in the lunch time, they were talking. They all took thier lunch box and saw. The bangali said: i am fed up of this food, i dont like this potato and vegetable. If it is same tomorrow, i will jump from here and give up my life. Then the pakistani said: i am also fed up of this potato and vegetables. i dont like this any more. if it is same tomorrow, i will jump from here and comit sucide. then the sardar opened his box and said the same that he will give up his life if he have the same luch tomorrow. Then they ate and got to the work. Tomorrow, in their lunch time, they opend the box, The bangali said, oh... i have the same food today tooo. then he jumped from there adn gave his life. then the pakistani opened the box and saw the same food and he also jumped from the building and gave up his life. And now sardar ji opened the box and saw the same food and jumped from the building and gave his life.
On the funeral of those guys, thier wife met and they were talking. The wife of bangali said," I cant understand why he did so.if he was fed of that food, he could have said to me. i would have made next lunch for him. " Then the wife of pakistani said, "I cant understand why he did so.if he didnot like that food any more,he could have said to me. i would have made next lunch for him. " Then the wife of sardar ji said," i cant understand why he did so, if he had said to me i would have cooked for him, but he cooked himself."

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote " NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN,!"

A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

hahahaha!!
Funtusss..
!!hhahaha

" sardar ji went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". "

damn man that was hot and funnyl ... dudde...

Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go off his turban.

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".