I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Sincerely,
Penis

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often
visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you
have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying
2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
Vagina

nice one...i had a good laugh!!!

nice to know

hahahahahahaha! nice

ROFLMAO

Jai_nepal bro, a real nice one . a small advice, I dont know if you composed it or not. If you copied it from somewhere, please cite the reference. may be there are some other similar articles in that reference.

One of the best jokes on Sajha. LMAO

NICE TRY BUT HAVE HEARD 1000 TIMES BEFORE ALREADY.

Hahahaha. AWESOME!!!

But why is vagina the administration? Shouldnlt it be the other way around? Maybe there's a reason why the penis cannot for for full 8 hours. Because he's already worked full 16 hours somewhere else?
And as far as visiting other areas are concerned, maybe it's because we're diversifying our portfolio?
And as far as the bags are concerned- they're the virus blockers.Without it, the management would be "flooded" with unwanted materials. So thank the penis for that.

LOL, just couldn't digest the management part. But to be honest, girls have a right to make a complaint. They're justified. BEST JOKE I HEARD IN AGES!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Vagina is the administration because they rule this business. This is probably the only business where they are bosses and we are their humble employees... they can manipulate us anytime man....admit it. hahaha............

ram ram ram

Nah Jai, lets not look so down on ourselves. Without us, they wouldn;t be around as well. But one thing is for sure, men NEED sex more than women, women ENJOY it more than men.

true.

Women need a reason. Men need a place.

YO JAI_NEPAL,
YOU ARE ONE FU_CKING MORON STUPID PERVERT HEAD I HAVE EVER SEEN. KEEP IT UP...

LOOTE

i enjoyed reading job it
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Of course i am, loote. What did u expect? I bet u aren't any less pervert either!!!

hey jai-nepal it is one thing to post funny stuff, but if you did not compose it, please cite it.

ok, my friend. Here it is:
Khagdi, Ananda. "Fwd: Penis's request to vagina." E-mail to me (name undisclosed). 1 May. 2006.
Happy?

carrying two suspicious looking bag. Ha ha ha ha ha . I m afraid i will die laughing.
Thanks man.