Damn!! why don't people think twice before giving names to their kids? With the advent and development of communication and IT, world is becoming smaller. People go to different parts of the world, almost 50%(?) of youth from south asian countries come to US, Canada and other european countries these days. It's high time that parents start giving names which do not embarass their kids in other countries.

I met this punjabi guy in NY some time back whose name was sukdeep (pronounced like sook-deep), but then people used to call him suck-deep. Damn!!!
Then I met this chap from KTM, his name was Hardik (meaning auspicious). His name was pronounced like HARD_DI*K by americans. What a shame!!
They both together came to this party and sombody was referring to their common friend:" MARY LOVES BOTH HARD_DI*K AND SUCK DEEP".

Just lately I happened to meet this gentleman, who was proud of his unique name Manhar (meaning someone who steals heart). No wonder americans call him MAN-WHORE and he is proud of it too...



OOHI JOKER
LOOTE

Ha ha ha.....
I could not help myself stop laughing!!!
Its original joke.

One of my friends name is SUJAN. but british calls him Suzzane which is a girls name. Often his name is confused with the girls name.

Loote kukur bidesh tira aayepachhi ta kati janne bhayechha baa
Deshmaa huda ta yesto thiyena

Great joke lute kukur

Loote,

Salam Yahali - Chhoto Mitho ra Sancho - Lekhnu bhako raichha ! I knew you have some potential - Funny Man in Sajha.

Katai tapee nai Manhar ta hoina ? :)

-BD

यो के भन्छ एक पटक, कोरियन साथिले,
"काँबाट आकोस् रे दादा तँ?" भनेर सोध्दा मैले "नेपा-ल" भनेँ।

ए! "नेपा-रु?" भनेर क्रान्तिकारी लाल अभिबादन ग-या जस्तै गरेर मुट्ठी पार्दै पाखुरा देखायो।

मलाई त डर लागो, "हैन, के भन्छ येल्ले?" भनेर सोध्या त।

कोरियन भाषामा यसको अर्थ "My Arm!" हुन्छ भन्दै थियो।

जहिले नि मलाई देखेसी मुठ्ठी पार्दै पाखुरा उचाल्थ्यो।

Here are few funny european/american names. I have clarified some to make it an easy read.

Wacker Harry
Fingers Miracle
Dusty Road
Nicholas Fivepennies
Al Kickurass
Alan Goodtime
Aldo Anything (i'll do anything)
Craven Dick
Alice Notlost
Holly Wood
Lisa Carr (lease a car)
Ames High
Rob Banks
Ann Tartica
Walter Melon (water melon)
Luna Tick (lunatic)
Ann Tenna (antenna)
Hart Burn
Mack Aroni
Miles Tagoe (miles to go)
Carr Parker

How about Dr. Deadman, Dr. Payne and the lastly Major Payne or Private Road?

Loote, that's funny, but not original.. You forgot to give credit to Russel Peter for that *winks*....

the last part is original... I gotta give you that....

Here are some other funny names -only pun intended.

Punjabi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Punjabi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
A gangster Punjabi Female: Hard Kaur
Punjabi who drinks only beer: Just-beer(Jasbir) Singh
Punjabi who has only one drink : Just-one (Jaswant) Singh
Punjabi who visits every temple: Har Mandir Singh
Punjabi Female's boyfriend: Her-Pal Singh
Punjabi who has only one hair: Ek-bal Singh
Punjai who does not know how to swim: Jal-under Singh जालअन्दर सिंह
Person incharge of Indian Space Program: B. Reddy

An American name: Rose Mary Marlow
A Russian name: Zabarjasti Boobpresski
A Chinese name: Gand Sung Li

Dem on of my friend at dem Travel Agency in Kathmandu name Hemu Rai

Dem peopal call him Heymujee

LOL....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Gand Sung Li...............hahahahahahaha

Zabarjasti Boobpresski.................hahahahahahahah

Sorry for the repeated posting..

Here are some other funny names -only pun intended.

Punjabi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Punjabi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
A gangster Punjabi Female: Hard Kaur
Punjabi who drinks only beer: Just-beer(Jasbir) Singh
Punjabi who has only one drink : Just-one (Jaswant) Singh
Punjabi who visits every temple: Har Mandir Singh
Punjabi Female's boyfriend: Her-Pal Singh
Punjabi who has only one hair: Ek-bal Singh
Punjai who does not know how to swim: Jal-under Singh
Person incharge of Indian Space Program: B. Reddy

Dick Hunter
Dick Bender (real sports person)
Dick Pole (real major league baseball player)
Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)
Gae Hooker
Priti Manek ("pretty manic", real doctor in Houston, TX)
Keisha Mei Ash
Dick N. Cider (Dick Inside Her)
Dick Gozinia (Dick Goes In Ya)
Dick Head (Uhhh...Dick Head)

thats all for now ....

what about kondaoooo-liza rice ,

how about

Hangu Lama

Degu Lama

Connection Failure

sri lankan envoy's name

--Sok mi lingam (suck my lingam)

chinese envoy name

--lund chuslee (lund chus li)

Russian envoy' name

--zabarjasti boobpresski

what abt B.P. koirala, (निलो फिल्म ) koirala
Girija (खसेर मर )